my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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