Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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