I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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