I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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