And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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