yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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