dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
accomplished twins. life is a go
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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