I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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