Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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