Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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