marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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