Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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