so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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