I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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