Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i dont even know how to be here
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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