I showed him my bush... on skype.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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