sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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