I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that