Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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