At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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