Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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