so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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