so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
