I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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