my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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