On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
