Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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