When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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