Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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