wanna go halves on a baby?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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