it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
