Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I pour the whiskey from now on
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
