It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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