The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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