Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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