I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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