i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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