y did u give ur computer a hand job?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It's never too late to be topless.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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