They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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