he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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