youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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