I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
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after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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