his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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