I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
with your own penis?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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