On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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