I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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