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whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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