maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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