Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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