I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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