I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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