have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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