Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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