I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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