The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You made out with two different species that night
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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