I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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